you might be moving to the Philippines if......

- you start eating as much beef as you can

- you buy a swimsuit every week thinking that it will make you look smokin' hot only to return it later because you realize that the only thing that is going to make you look smokin' hot is a 6 month date with Jillian and her 30 day shred and you're 5 1/2 months late

- you have a hard time seeing friends because you know it leads to the inevitable discussion of you leaving. you just want to turn into a hermit

- you start stocking up on makeup and flipflops

- every room in your house is completely out of control

- you start to load every CD you own onto itunes

- you have 15 different kinds of ice cream in your freezer.  i know.  what's up with that?  doesn't really help with the swimsuit issue

-  your kids, husband, or dog look at you the wrong way and you start to cry

- dinner, what?  we need to eat again tonight?